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save-infinity-on-high:

i am currently confused and freaked out a little bit

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sentimental-slop:

catholic-girl-in-training:

sculptural-renaissance:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

YO YO YO Pope P-Money Francizzle in da HOUSE (of God),Layin’ down some psick Psalms and some wicked Wisdom~
Old Gregory’s rhymes, they might leave you tired,But just like that plainchant, my words are inspiredI’m dope, I’m the Pope, and you know I’m infallible,Sayin’ a Mass in my alb, stole, chasuble I got nuns in my posse and cardinals in my crewWe followin’ Christ, that most radical Jew, The Son of God, the Way and the Truth and the LightSecond Person of the Trinity, you know he’s a’ight, we tight, yoTeachin’ the catechism, no time for schismDon’t like what I’m preachin’, check it out, no need to get mad againI’m bloggin’ and tweetin’ God’s word from the VaticanYou diggin’ my beats, you think I got it goin’ onWhy don’t you check out the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?Or the writings of AugustineHe always bustin’Out the rhymesFor the love of The Lord, he gave up all his good timesI ain’t done yet, but for now, I gotta jetCan’t say when I’ll be backLike my homeboy Christ, don’t know the hour or the dayTill then, pull out your rosary, read my encyclical, and pray
PEACE OF CHRISTPEACE OUT

O.O

Someone send this to the Vatican. Now.

sentimental-slop:

catholic-girl-in-training:

sculptural-renaissance:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

YO YO YO Pope P-Money Francizzle in da HOUSE (of God),
Layin’ down some psick Psalms and some wicked Wisdom~

Old Gregory’s rhymes, they might leave you tired,
But just like that plainchant, my words are inspired
I’m dope, I’m the Pope, and you know I’m infallible,
Sayin’ a Mass in my alb, stole, chasuble
I got nuns in my posse and cardinals in my crew
We followin’ Christ, that most radical Jew,
The Son of God, the Way and the Truth and the Light
Second Person of the Trinity, you know he’s a’ight, we tight, yo
Teachin’ the catechism, no time for schism
Don’t like what I’m preachin’, check it out, no need to get mad again
I’m bloggin’ and tweetin’ God’s word from the Vatican
You diggin’ my beats, you think I got it goin’ on
Why don’t you check out the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John?
Or the writings of Augustine
He always bustin’
Out the rhymes
For the love of The Lord, he gave up all his good times
I ain’t done yet, but for now, I gotta jet
Can’t say when I’ll be back
Like my homeboy Christ, don’t know the hour or the day
Till then, pull out your rosary, read my encyclical, and pray

PEACE OF CHRIST
PEACE OUT

O.O

Someone send this to the Vatican. Now.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

toanuparu:

MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT

WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS

BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION

AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK

AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION

MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO

This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.

My mom is dead.

…thanks for chiming in there, Batman…

(via fandom-with-a-ph)

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ifsheetswerestates:

Patrick’s story before Grand Theft Autumn at Monumentour in Burgettstown, PA on July 3, 2014.

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  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
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heylilyhilily:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

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ryansgayliner:

is it still me that makes you sweat

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hemmings-sexual:

When Pete screams in songs it gives me life

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